Everybody knows the classic story of Alice in Wonderland from the beloved Disney movie. Alice follows a late rabbit with a pocket watch down a rabbit hole, then eats a cupcake and drinks something that changes her size a few times. She meets a caterpillar smoking a hookah, a Mad Hatter and the March Hare. but most importantly the Queen of Hearts. The Story line makes sense in the Disney Movie but not so much in the Lewis Carroll Classic.
"In that direction," the Cat said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Hatter: and in that direction," waving the other paw, "lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad."
"But I don't want to go among mad people,"Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be,' said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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"Tut, tut, child! Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."
"There's a large mustard-mine near here. And the moral of that is -- The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours."
- The Dutchess
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The Hatter opened his eyes very wide on hearing this; but all he said was,"Why is a raven like a writing-desk?"
"Come, we shall have some fun now!" thought Alice. "I'm glad they've begun asking riddles.--I believe I can guess that," she added aloud.
"Do you mean that you think you can find out the answer to it?" said the March Hare.
"Exactly so," said Alice.
"Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on.
"I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know."
"Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!"
"You might just as well say," added the March Hare, "that "I like what I get" is the same thing as "I get what I like"!"
"You might just as well say," added the Dormouse, who seemed to be talking in his sleep, "that "I breathe when I sleep" is the same thing as "I sleep when I breathe"!"
"It is the same thing with you," said the Hatter, and here the conversation dropped, and the party sat silent for a minute, while Alice thought over all she could remember about ravens and writing-desks, which wasn't much.
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"Have you guessed the riddle yet?" the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.
"No, I give it up," Alice replied: "what's the answer?"
"I haven't the slightest idea," said the Hatter.
"Nor I," said the March Hare.
Alice sighed wearily. "I think you might do something better with the time," she said, "than waste it in asking riddles that have no answers."